You Know Things Have Changed When ...

1.) Your husband greets you saying, "Wow .. you actually showered today."
2.) When a cool 'do means that your hair is actually clean and isn't up in a ponytail or clip.
3.) You're thinking that driving the SUV would be better to give the munchkin more leg room in his car seat.
4.) Your pockets are always filled with Gerber fruit puffs and cheddar cheese goldfish.
5.) You break out in a nervous sweat at the store if you run out of Gerber fruit puffs or cheddar cheese goldfish.
6.) You immediately think applesauce when you see three day old apples on the counter.
7.) You actually make applesauce with the three day old apples on the counter.
8.) You no longer almost heave at the sign of the stinkiest, foulest diaper you've ever seen.
9.) You can carry a 25 pound toddler on one hip and fend off a 70 pound boxer at the same time.
10.) You're Disney and Baby Einstein collection far surpasses any other type of DVD owned.
11.) When asked what the last book you read was and your answer is, "The Hungry Caterpillar".